Fuck up.

What is the term for someone who has suddenly found herself in the midst of a fantastic fucking relationship with a fantastic fucking man, and then, just like clockwork, manages to blow it straight to hell?

Oh yes, I believe that would be known as “fuck up”. Or, in this case, “perpetual fuck up”.

Yay, me! This is why I should not be allowed to associate with the general population.

Drunk: Obviously not drunk enough if I’m still conscious.
Hearing: The sound of my own horseshit bouncing from ear to ear.
Drinking: Everything in the house.
Smoking: Let us retire to the veranda so that we may chain smoke until dawn.

~ by malfunctioningmartha on May 9, 2009.